Post by sarahnev707 on Nov 28, 2007 14:06:14 GMT
;D Sarahx
A man and a woman who had never met before and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
During the night, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the cupboard and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied, "Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed
"Good," she replied... "Get your own blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
