Post by dchazzle1 on Oct 3, 2007 18:01:00 GMT
A diet for 'Stress'
Breakfast: Half a grapefruit, 1 slice whole wheat-toast dry, 8 oz. skimmed milk
Lunch: 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast, 1 cup steamed spinach 1 cup herb tea, 1 chocolate cookie biscuit
Mid-afternoon snack: Rest of the chocolate cookies in the package 2 pints of rocky road ice cream, 1 jar hot fudge sauce, nuts, cherries, whipped cream
Dinner: 2 loaves garlic bread with cheese large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza 3 Milky Way bars
Late evening news: Entire frozen cheesecake, eaten directly from freezer
Rules for this diet
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
If you drink a diet drink with a chocolate bar, the calories in the chocolate bar are cancelled out by the diet drink.
When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you don’t eat more than they do.
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
Movie-related foods (Peanuts, Buttered Popcorn, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one’s personal fuel.
Cookie pieces contain no calories — the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife while making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon when making a sundae.
Foods that have the same colour have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat.
Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and ice lollies.
Note: Chocolate is a universal colour and may be substituted for any other food colour.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age - Lucille Ball
Breakfast: Half a grapefruit, 1 slice whole wheat-toast dry, 8 oz. skimmed milk
Lunch: 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast, 1 cup steamed spinach 1 cup herb tea, 1 chocolate cookie biscuit
Mid-afternoon snack: Rest of the chocolate cookies in the package 2 pints of rocky road ice cream, 1 jar hot fudge sauce, nuts, cherries, whipped cream
Dinner: 2 loaves garlic bread with cheese large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza 3 Milky Way bars
Late evening news: Entire frozen cheesecake, eaten directly from freezer
Rules for this diet
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
If you drink a diet drink with a chocolate bar, the calories in the chocolate bar are cancelled out by the diet drink.
When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you don’t eat more than they do.
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
Movie-related foods (Peanuts, Buttered Popcorn, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one’s personal fuel.
Cookie pieces contain no calories — the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife while making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon when making a sundae.
Foods that have the same colour have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat.
Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and ice lollies.
Note: Chocolate is a universal colour and may be substituted for any other food colour.
_________________
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age - Lucille Ball
love it xxxxxx
