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Post by vik3000 on Nov 22, 2007 12:42:48 GMT
TODDLER'S CREED
If I want it, it's mine.
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.
If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what.
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks like mine, it's mine.
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Post by rubybubbles on Nov 22, 2007 13:53:29 GMT
Excellent haha  |
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Post by sarahnev707 on Nov 22, 2007 14:17:08 GMT
I know some adults like that! LOL Sarahx  |
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Post by angeldelight on Nov 22, 2007 14:20:00 GMT
Yeah - ME
When chocolate is around ha
Angel xx
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Post by linda on Nov 22, 2007 21:02:50 GMT
That is excellant
Lindaxx
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Post by tasha on Nov 22, 2007 21:38:15 GMT
You missed out it's mine untill I break it...then it's yours! Tasha |
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Post by jules on Nov 23, 2007 11:24:01 GMT
I've got another version.
If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn in on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is liquid, is must be shaken, then spilled.
If it is a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If is has leaves, it must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not rubbish, it must be thrown away.
If is in the rubbish, it must be removed, inspected and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, it must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the fridge, monitor, table or walls.
If it is full, it will be more interesting empty.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is a buggy, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest, it must be pushed by me instead.
It is has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mummy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mummy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a phone, I must talk into it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it is food, it must not be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with dribble, milk or toilet water.
If it is a carseat, it must be protested with arched back.
If it is Mummy, it must be hugged.
I am a toddler
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Post by rubybubbles on Nov 23, 2007 12:51:50 GMT
hehe soo true
I do like the if it's mummy it must be hugged ahhh
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Post by nannan on Nov 23, 2007 16:21:08 GMT
well done ladies I like them
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Post by emler on Nov 23, 2007 16:49:28 GMT
These are great - and soooo true!
Emler x
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Post by june on Nov 23, 2007 23:09:38 GMT
These are brill . thanks for sharing them
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Post by smartimartie on Nov 23, 2007 23:32:50 GMT
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Post by susi513 on Nov 27, 2007 12:30:42 GMT
I've got a similar one on my wall:
Toddler Property Laws
If I like it, its mine
If its in my hand, its mine.
If I can take it from you, its mine.
If its mine, it can never appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm building something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks like mine, its mine.
If I saw it first, its mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If its broken, its yours.
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