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Post by angeldelight on Nov 6, 2007 20:08:34 GMT
Thought some of our new members would like to read this
Made us laugh anyway
Angel xx
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Post by vik3000 on Nov 6, 2007 21:02:17 GMT
That is excellent and soooooo funny - I'm still wiping the tears away.
I am going to print it out and attach it to my next newsletter (parents have a sense of humour). Wonder if OFSTED would notice!!!!
Oh that is is brilliant
Don't forget to add:
That you shall lead by example and continue to breathe in a calm and dignified manner at all times.
Should your child become breathless or lose their breathe at any time you shall immediately begin Lost Breathe Procedure and endeavour to recover Breathe as soon as possible.
Should Breathe become ill at any point you shall make Breathe comfortable and phone the parents if necessary
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Post by jo on Nov 7, 2007 13:11:07 GMT
bob on!!! FANTASTIC!
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Post by buildingblocks on Nov 7, 2007 14:22:39 GMT
love it love it love it
lov eKate
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Post by fionamal on Nov 7, 2007 18:18:02 GMT
Thats fab Pauline.
Printed it out to give to the mums as Im sure they'll chuckle at it.
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Post by buildingblocks on Nov 8, 2007 12:05:53 GMT
Have had a rubbish week so far so have decided to send this out to the parents who have been moaning at having to remember to bring daily diaries and all the paperwork they get from me (an accident form to fill in) and said they were 'not taking this crap' home with them - I thought he meant the MacDonalds toy (I was in bad childminder mode yesterday) but he actually meant the three pieces of art work his child had produced - I was so annoyed.
At at my wits end this week as if don't get some more children in soon may have togo and get a job I don't want to do - was vey tempted to apply for a nursery job last week (do they have forums like this for nursery nurses) so this really cheered me up.
Susan take it to show June she would love it
lov eKate
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Post by vik3000 on Nov 8, 2007 13:01:06 GMT
Have had a rubbish week so far so have decided to send this out to the parents who have been moaning at having to remember to bring daily diaries and all the paperwork they get from me (an accident form to fill in) and said they were 'not taking this crap' home with them - I thought he meant the MacDonalds toy (I was in bad childminder mode yesterday) but he actually meant the three pieces of art work his child had produced - I was so annoyed. At at my wits end this week as if don't get some more children in soon may have togo and get a job I don't want to do - was vey tempted to apply for a nursery job last week (do they have forums like this for nursery nurses) so this really cheered me up. Susan take it to show June she would love it lov eKate Do you know some parents begger belief - calling their childrens hardwork "crap" - that really annoys me too. I am awaiting as well for the All About Me book to come back - its been gone for nearly 2 weeks now! Given up asking I know what you mean about getting more children I have not had one enquiry for over 2 months now and I am getting desperate too. I am the vacancy co-ordinator for my area and I wuold say the majority of minders are needing work to come their way - a small percentage are running at full /adequate capacity.
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Post by niecynoo on Nov 8, 2007 13:30:36 GMT
Lol soooo funny thats brightened my day thanx
Denise xxx
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Post by smartimartie on Nov 8, 2007 21:42:02 GMT
I absolutely loved vik3000's additions to the Breathing Policy. Have written it all out - laminated it - and stuck it up on my Policy Board. My Husband and children are in a sweep stake on who notices it first and on what date
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Post by vik3000 on Nov 8, 2007 22:26:03 GMT
Make sure you tell us the parents responses!!!
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