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Post by Pauline on Sept 18, 2007 19:27:41 GMT
Having mentioned that we will soon need a policy for everything, I thought I would save you all the trouble, so here is one I've written for breathing:
If your child breathes I will ensure that the air around him/her is clean and free from dirt.
If your child arrives having breathed dirty air you will be required to sign an 'exisiting contamination form'
Children will be encouraged to breathe at all times
If your child refuses to breathe I will have to notify Ofsted and you must collect them immediately
I must ensure that all breathing meets the national standards, therefore we will practice breathing at all minutes of the day.
Please discuss breathing with your child and encourage them to breathe while in my care
Coughs will be considered acceptable forms of breathing, however you must sign a form to say that you will allow this
You must also sign a parental permission for that allows me to let your child breathe during his/her time in my care
This is my breathing procedure: in, out, in, out, in, out
Thank your for your understand.
;D
P.S.
Let's see it it ends up sold on eBay ;D ;D
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Post by manjay on Sept 18, 2007 19:29:31 GMT
I hope this is going in the password protected section. We wouldn't want anyone selling it on would we?  ? Amanda xx |
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Post by manjay on Sept 18, 2007 19:31:31 GMT
Sorry I didn't read you PS before posting that last one!!!
Amanda xx
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Post by angeldelight on Sept 18, 2007 19:34:22 GMT
Brilliant Pauline
Could not stop laughing what a great idea haha
Angel xx
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Post by ma7ie on Sept 18, 2007 19:34:41 GMT
That is so funny Pauline.  |
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Post by alisonkennedy on Sept 18, 2007 19:41:21 GMT
I knew there was something I forgot to do a policy for, this fits the bill perfectly! ;D
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Post by lorri on Sept 18, 2007 19:44:19 GMT
That was very funny! Made me chuckle!
Lorri x
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Post by Pauline on Sept 18, 2007 19:48:24 GMT
I hope this is going in the password protected section. We wouldn't want anyone selling it on would we? ? Amanda xx They will be falling over themselves won't they, what shall we have for the password? How about 'stupid'  |
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Post by sarahnev707 on Sept 18, 2007 20:05:29 GMT
Pauline that is wonderful  I expect one next about pooing Would you like some Ebay marketing tips? Sarahx  |
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Post by banana on Sept 18, 2007 20:55:00 GMT
Pauline I have tears streaming down my face. Have just tried to read this out to Richard and I think he could only make out one in every 3 words.
Really entertaining! Well done. I am sure Ofsted will love it!! hee hee
xxxx
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Post by lorri on Sept 18, 2007 21:20:17 GMT
Just thinking - I think we should all add that to our portfolios to see if the parents notice it when they 'read' through the policies! If they just sign it and don't mention it you will know they haven't read it!
Lorri x
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Post by janet on Sept 18, 2007 21:55:02 GMT
brilliant pauline xxxxx
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Post by tasha on Sept 18, 2007 22:59:52 GMT
 You know for a momentI actually thought we had to have one now!!!! Tasha
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Post by Pauline on Sept 19, 2007 6:16:16 GMT
Just thinking - I think we should all add that to our portfolios to see if the parents notice it when they 'read' through the policies! If they just sign it and don't mention it you will know they haven't read it! Lorri x Very good point Lorri, I don't think they would notice! |
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Post by susan on Sept 19, 2007 6:33:52 GMT
good morning Ladies, Pauline what a lovely start to the day you have so mad me laugh with this breathing policy ....
Susan xxx
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Post by mel on Sept 19, 2007 7:12:57 GMT
Great one Pauline - I think this is definitely going to end up on ebay - best so far!
Mel x
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Post by lorraine2767 on Sept 19, 2007 8:15:05 GMT
Pauline that is just fantastic it made me laugh Lorraine xx |
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Post by emler on Sept 19, 2007 9:25:57 GMT
Thats hilarious Pauline - really made me giggle!
Emler x
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Post by susi513 on Sept 19, 2007 10:54:38 GMT
L O L, love it Pauline!
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Post by Wiggly on Sept 19, 2007 13:37:26 GMT
Oh, my baby gives a wiggle for that one - hilarious. Really made me laugh. Thanks Pauline Wigglyx
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Post by son77 on Sept 19, 2007 14:00:48 GMT
Ha ha ;D thats fab!!
Keep them coming, we need policies for just about everything!
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Post by 2kidsunder5 on Sept 19, 2007 17:44:39 GMT
Pauline that is brilliant, thanks for making me laugh.
Diane x
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Post by nannan on Sept 19, 2007 18:19:52 GMT
that is so good, think I will add that to the end of my policies to see if OFSTED notice it next time I have an inspection, my mum is up for a laugh and she would sign it for me just to see if ofsted did notice it.
it was very funny well done Pauline
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Post by alwaysbusy on Sept 19, 2007 19:59:23 GMT
hahahahaha thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by rubybubbles on Sept 19, 2007 21:06:51 GMT
lol thats good ;D after a night studying that cheered me up x
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Post by helenlouise on Sept 20, 2007 7:29:14 GMT
Thats really funny! ;D
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Post by carolinel on Sept 20, 2007 21:35:08 GMT
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Post by miffy on Sept 21, 2007 6:15:20 GMT
That's hilarious, Pauline
Miffy
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Post by custardcream on Sept 21, 2007 13:55:29 GMT
Thats brilliant!
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Post by rainbowmum on Sept 23, 2007 21:33:54 GMT
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